The Wake-Up Game (Everyone's Favorite)

R woke up a weeeeee bit early this morning (an unfortunate recent pattern). I told him to get in bed with me. I was going to try that "maybe he'll go back to sleep" trick. He was quiet for what seemed like a few minutes and then he asked me if I wanted to play the "Wake-Up Game." I drowsily said, "Sure, what is that?" He replied, "It's when I poke the mommy in the eye until she finally wakes up and gets me cereal. It's really fun." Sounds fun, doesn't it? I lost after one round.